Hi!
My name is Muffin. I love to prance around in my garden, scaring
noisy birds and other cats away. Gotta defend my crib of course! I
also enjoy teasing the neighbors' dogs who are absolutely jealous that
I can roam around freely while they can't. And what's worse, they
can't get me! I am shamelessly greedy as well. Every dinner you can
bet that I will be whining for my piece of chicken. I don't understand
them humans. They ruffle my beautiful fur and cuddle me as and when
they like, but yet I still have to sing for my dinner! But I know I am
dearly loved and utterly spoilt, that's why I call the shots at home!
They address me as "Your Royal Highness", but sometimes it
can be quite embarrassing when they coochie-coo me and call me
"Puffy Muffy" when I am defending my turf in front of the
other cats. Imagine that?! But you know, life is a bed of tuna and I
love it!
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