I
am nothing more than a fun loving, stuck up, crazy eight pound ball
of orange fluff. I am seen here sitting on my mom's massage chair. I
am not supposed to be on here because mom says I leave to much hair on
it. I have her wrapped around my fuzzy little paw, she put a blanket
on here for me so I could be happy. I enjoy the finer things in life
like sleeping on the warm waterbed (I am not supposed to be on there
either, but once again around my fuzzy paw she goes... extra padding
on the mattress).
I enjoy harassing my Cutter, a Golden Retriever who cannot catch me.
Cutter is an old Golden. I like to smack the window to get his
attention when he is in the back yard and ignoring me, then I taunt
him by rolling around on the floor just inside the sliding glass door
where I can make him crazy and be totally safe. I enjoy walking under
my mom's feet when it is dark, she warns me that I am the one with
night vision not her, I say duh, that is why I am trying to trip you,
you cannot see me to capture me. I love special kitty time, that is
when I get my treats. I love to slap the back of moms legs as she
walks up the stairs or away from me, She says I am like a toll booth
only my fee is a slap, not money. Overall, I would say I am a
wonderful Ball of Orange Fluff.
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