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| Name: |
Puffin
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Age: |
Eighteen years old
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| Gender: |
Male
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Kind: |
Domestic longhair cat
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| Home: |
New Richmond, Ohio, USA
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I'm
Puffin, and I'm wearing my signature glowering look. That's
because I'm eighteen years old and I still don't get the respect I deserve.
Never have. But I keep expecting it anyway. I'm originally from
Michigan, and I went through quite a string of human "owners" before
I finally settled on my permanent family here in southern Ohio.
They're fairly dimwitted, as most humans are, but they're reasonably
obedient.
I was quite the adventurer in my youth, but these days I tend to
spend more time on whatever chair I'm currently using as my throne.
Since looking regal comes naturally to me, I can use almost anything
as a pedestal where you can adore me.
One of my specialties is wrapping strangers around my paw. I can bash
their ankles and look cute to the point that even people who don't
normally like cats will start looking for something they can give me
as a treat. I've had humans figured out since I was three months old.
Come to think of it, you'd like to give me a treat right now,
wouldn't you? They're on the second shelf from the top, where I can't
reach them by myself. How about it, hmmmm?
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