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| Name: |
George
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Age: |
One year old
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| Gender: |
Male
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Kind: |
Domestic Short Hair
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| Home: |
El Granada, California, USA |
My
name is George Weasley. My twin Fred is camera shy, and there was
not enough room in the packing box for both of us. We were held captive
as twin babies at a no-kill shelter in San Francisco before we decided
to adopt our Mom-Cat and moved to El Granada, California. Our vet calls
us Domestic Short Hairs (with a touch of Burmese, thank you) but we know
we are descended from those who owned Pharaohs. It did not take us long
to train the Humans to cater to our every want and need. The Dad-Cat
built us a palace and invents all kinds of silly games for us, such as
Carpet Traction, Wet the Kitty (we love showers), Flying Carpet, and
Fred's favorite, A Short Flight to wake up Mom-Cat and send her off to
work in the morning when Eyelid Licking fails.
At breakfast the Dad-Cat Counts Our Whiskers and Inspects Our
Uniforms before letting us out for the day to Guard the Perimeter. When
Mom-Cat comes home, she serves us dinner before Major Grooming and
Fondling. I groom beautifully, being a sturdy, sleek and shiny Cat.
Fred is a scruffy, skinny (but shiny) Snaggle-Tooth Cat because he is a
Strainer Mouth when it comes to dinner. Evening activities include
Catching Moths (and eating them) and helping Mom-Cat when she works on
her computer. Fred has Lap Patrol and I sit on Mom-Cat's shoulder and
correct her spelling. After an exhausting day Fred and I select a spot
on which to groom, shed and sleep. Life is good, and so are we.
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