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| Name: |
Trapper
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Age: |
Two years old
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| Gender: |
Male
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Kind: |
Domestic Shorthair mix
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| Home: |
Bakersfield, California, USA |
My
name is Trapper John MD, a.k.a. Pickle Pants, a.k.a. Slick Willy,
a.k.a. Punk. I am a mixed breed and was adopted by my Mama from the
SPCA, where I picked up my name Trapper since I was getting in trouble
with The Law a lot and ended up in traps once too often. Mama took me in
and I am trying to behave myself. Mama calls all sorts of names due to
my tendency to suddenly go silly, but you see, it's not my fault, there
is this little man "John Von Trap," as you can see in the picture below,
that lives between my ears... he whispers things to me, bad things...
again and again, he makes me get into the fish tanks and eat fish, he
makes me sneak up on people and slap them just for fun, he makes me
harass the old cat Mrs. Moggie (who's eighteen years old)... Okay I harass
Moggie just cause I like to see the old lady move. I live in
Bakersfield California, but one day I plan pack myself in a Fed Ex box
and mail myself to Botswana.
I have aspirations of starting a full contact Origami club with other
cats and a self help class for other cats with little men living
between their ears. Maybe through the Internet I can meet other cats
with little men living between their ears!!!
Always,
Trap
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