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| Name: |
Catness
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Age: |
Six years old
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| Gender: |
Female
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Kind: |
Cat
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| Home: |
Ann Arbor, Michigan, USA |
Bright-eyed,
daring, and full of energy, Catness lives each day to its maximum
potential with frequent walks on top of kitchen appliances and under furniture.
Her curious demeanor ensures that there's never a boring day in the world when
she's around. Catness received her B.S. in Dietary Science from the How to Eat
Like a Dog School of Quality Cat Food Ingestion. She subsequently received her
Master's degree in Skillful Climbing and Jumping from the High Shelf Institute
and her Ph.D. in Being Adorable and Adoptable from the Humane Society of Huron
Valley, from which she was retrieved in 2003.
In her spare time, Catness enjoys climbing on her owners' keyboards, chasing
shoe laces, and playing with very large balls of yarn. Current projects include
spreading cat love to those with cat allergies, using the human cranium as a
chair, and folding herself into increasingly smaller spaces.
An avid mover and shaker, Catness has lived in Michigan and Virginia and has
traveled to Toronto, Boston, New York, Connecticut, New Jersey, Delaware, and
the District of Columbia.
Currently five or six years old, Catness' bright future will have her spending
at least four or five more years dwelling in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Her future
living locations will be dictated by the career placement of her housemates.
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