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| Name: |
Stoli
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Age: |
Eighteen months old
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| Gender: |
Male
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Kind: |
Cat
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| Home: |
Sacramento, California, USA |
My
name is Stoli, short for the Russian Vodka Stolichnaya, because I'm a
fake Russian Blue.
My biggest attraction? Personality and loads of it. I need a good-sized
trash can to jump on to climb fences, and for the life of me I can't
explain why. I can will fresh peaches out of a tree just by sitting
underneath it, and my favorite activity is rolling around in dirt after a
fresh bath.
My biggest love is sitting out in the garage with the married couple I
own, while a portable heater warms my backside and I am seated on my
favorite chair. I also respond to questions with a sound that's
strangely similar to that AFLAC Duck.
When I'm not chasing critters in the back yard or playing with my two
brothers, you can find me sleeping on top of the kitchen cabinets,
while sprinkling liberal amounts gray hair on the countertops below.
While I dearly love the married couple I own, I truly wish they wouldn't
pet me so much. I have better things to do, like crafting a plan to take
over the world.
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