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| Name: |
Stalin
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Age: |
One and a half years old
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| Gender: |
Male
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Kind: |
Cat
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| Home: |
Oslo, Norway
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My
name is Stalin the Cat and I have a glorious moustache! I am named after
Stalin because of the moustache, but also because I am the dictator of my
household. I understand that my name is insulting to some people, which is
understandable, but what we want to do is just to try and brighten up
people's Facebook and Instagram feeds!
I like to be naughty, and my favorite places to sleep is wherever I know I'm
not allowed to be - like the kitchen counter, tables and in my humans' flower
pots. I like to push things off of shelves, and have among other things
broken the picture frame of my human's deceased mother, I steal food from the
kitchen counter whenever I can, and I sometimes like to poop in the bathtub
for no reason at all. I also like to chew on cables, so my humans have
learned to stash them away every night, which is very boring. When I was
little I liked to attack my humans' faces when they bent down to cuddle with
me. I have stopped doing that now though, so now I just bite their toes if I
want attention or if they're in my way.
But I also have a sweet side where I sometimes sleep in my human's lap,
although I rarely want to and I generally dislike being held. Other than that
I like doing tricks with my human, and I have taught her to give me treats in
exchange for me sitting, lying down or giving high-fives. She is very good!
My humans tell me that I'm strange because I like the hoover(vacuum
cleaner). Whenever they turn it on, I will come running to cuddle and play
with it. What my humans seem to keep forgetting is that I am a dictator, and
dictators are afraid of nothing! My fearless behavior is the reason my humans
keep me as an indoor cat, because I would probably run straight into cars or
brawl with the other larger cats in the area.
My favorite foods are tuna and minced meat, and I am so spoiled I'll only
drink water from a water fountain. I have a cat friend at home with the name
Durin. He was named after a dwarf, but turned out to be a big kitty of almost
7kg (15 pounds), in contrast to myself who's a smaller man cat of only 5kg (11 pounds). My favorite
toy is the beheaded toy mouse I was allowed to bring from my birthplace, and
I like to push it under the dishwasher and watch as my humans go down on
their knees to retrieve it for me.
I am gaining many minions for my army on facebook, instagram and tumblr and
would like to invite everyone to join me there. My username on instagram and
tumblr is: @stalinthecat and Facebook is Stalin the Cat.
See more images of Stalin!
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