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| Name: |
Hardy
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Age: |
Four years old
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| Gender: |
Male
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Kind: |
British Blue
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| Home: |
Manchester, UK
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Tello,
My name is Hardy Artorious, (Hardy for short), and I live my litter-mate
brother and my humans (a.k.a. Mum and Dad) in Manchester, UK. I've graciously
allowed my humans to look after me for the last four years, and that time
I've grown from a tiny kitten to a 6kg (13 pounds) ninja cat. As you can see from my
photos I need to keep a close eye on the humans - you never know what they
might do! I've also spent the last four years trying to teach them to
understand and speak cat language, but we don't seem to be getting very far.
If I want feeding, I have to jump up on my back legs and meow piteously, so undignified.
As a cat I obviously have a very busy routine of sleeping, eating, sleeping,
chasing my brother, sleeping, chasing screwed up post-it notes, sleeping,
ambushing the humans from under the stairs, sleeping, and standing on my
mum's computer keyboard to get her attention. I also like to "help" mum make
the bed - like I said, you have to keep an eye on the humans and make sure
they do things properly. My favourite food is tuna - I once helped my dad
finish his tuna salad when he left it to answer the phone. He wasn't very
happy about it, but hey, finders keepers, right?
Anyway, I've got lots more sleeping to fit into today, so I'll say bye for now.
Hardy, x
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